"Code Monkey hang around at front desk, tell you sweater look nice. Code Monkey offer buy you soda, bring you cup, bring you ice. You say no thank you for the soda 'cause, Soda make you fat, anyway, you busy with the telephone, No time for chat..."
"Code monkey get up get coffee. Code monkey go to job. Code monkey have boring meeting, boring manager Rob. Rob said Code monkey very intelligent, but his outfit stinks. His code not functional or elegant, what do Code monkey thing? Code monkey think maybe manager wanna write god damn loggin page him self. Code monkey's not saying out loud, Code monkey not crazy, just proud... Code monkey likes Fritos....."